This pretty well sums up what the whole hipster-on-a-fix trend is all about. Lovely. Go get a job.
Dissatisfaction
10
Mar 06
Big Winner
Looks like I’m the big winner. Say it with me… bacterial pneumonia. Very good!
Yesterday I won a nifty pack of fancy antibiotics and a trip to Jefferson for chest x-rays. Tomorrow I get to see what the doc says about my pictures. I sure would like not to feel like an emphysema victim sometime soon.
Oh, and we really need to do something about health care in America. Watching the various departments I dealt with communicate with each other was like watching boy manatees butt-fuck each other on dry land. Slow, sloppy and lots of grunting and wheezing.
13
Sep 05
3 things i hate
1. slobs standing next to doorways smoking cigarettes.
2. pickup trucks.
3. self-imposed loneliness.
30
Oct 04
Why I Hate Starbucks
The Starbucks Company can kiss my pale white ass. Every other coffee shop in te universe knows that a little cup of coffee is called a “short” and a big one is called a “tall.” If there were coffee shops on Mars, you could walk in, order a tall americano, and enjoy a nice, big cuppa cuppa. It’s standard. Grande, venti, et. al. are pretentions posturing. Also, when I preface my order with the word “double,” don’t ask me how many shots I want. I just told you.
Starbucks — can we get with the program, please?!
